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There is health book out there by one Dr. Perricone called The Perricone Prescription in which he tells people to cut out coffee. He alleges that it makes you "old, fat and ugly." He has been on the Today show spouting such blasphemous remarks as well.

I have one important question.

Doesn't parenthood do that too?

Bottoms up, people. We need to be well caffeinated for this job.